Whack-A-Mao: the national pastime of Taiwan.

 If you don't buy their chicken, you might end up "dissappearing"

David: i broke my collar bone on saturday and so i need a plate put in in order for them to heal properly
James:ouch....hey i could put a plate in for you. do you want like pewter plate or like a china plate or plastic or perhaps a paper plate?
(Shows james his X-ray)
James: whoa is that your x-ray picture?
David: yeah
James: sweet, iv read x-rays before. It takes a long time.
you know the saying a picture has a thousand words?
Well its not true for x-rays,they have like ten thousand words,
takse forever to read.
David: well, mine is simple, 2 words describe mine, broken clavicle
James:yeah but thats just the title. There is a whole story encripted in that picture, you just got to know where to look
David:ah true

My THoughts In Verse

To think about such naturalism

Is rather hard to do

But since, asked i was

I will give my answer to you

These premises that have been stated

They are all rather new

What to make of it I dont know, but

I will give my answer to you

To say that our thoughts are,

But mearly caused by something else

And my actions too, would seem

To make me little more then a mouse

With out free will to think

With out free will to act

Predestination of nature, philosophy

Turns out to be another calvinist act.

With no choice to choose

With no will to free

Our volition and reason consumed

This argument is no cup of tea

Serious this matter is

For if true, no responsibility I hold

though the truth may not be found near,

The naturalists do appear bold

And so consequence reveals itself

To be, we on this premise are but

Mindless creatures, animals equal

without responsibility

This was a quiz that i wrote for philosophy class, my thinking behind it was that one cannot mark poetry as wrong, thus i must recieve 100%, which i did. it was written in 15 minutes which is rather impressive if i do say so myself.

Schopenhauer's philosophy

An irrational force runs through al things. it is a force of violence and lust, but it is cunning, concealing from us its true nature. It motivates us, and shows us what it wants us to see. Only classical music can tame it for a while. - Schopenhauer

I like the way this guy thinks!

I am a Scotsman need i say more?

"The mark of a Scot of all classes is that he ... remembers and cherishes the memory of his forebears, good or bad; and there burns alive in him a sense of identity with the dead even to the twentieth generation."

robert luise stevenson